Today's post is about other ways to turn blue, it's going to be short since i'm not quite in the mood. So there it goes:
1. You could be a yellow shirt owned by this girl who could swear on his dead bulldog's grave that blue jeans will not, never ever, do the nasty action of undyeing (¿?) themselves and leaving a huge blue spot in your (you are the yellow shirt remember?) belly. You could then (still being the yellow shirt) have this girl owner who'd try all to undye (¿?) you even using chlorine which is known (by anybody who has been washing his/her own clothes for a long period of time) to leave you without any colour. So after that, you'd still be yellow but with this very nice blue spot in your belly with a white halo (nimbus) surrounding it.
OR...
2. You could be the girl who doesn't know how to wash different colours separately... or who actually does know but didn't have the delicacy of opening the already operating washing machine which was full of light colours and instead put the yellow shirt (yeah, now you're not the yellow shirt) in the blue jeans washing machine... (returning to the first sentence) you could be that girl and write a paper for a coming conference which is actually a crappy conference (and the paper is due in 2 days)... then let your supervisor proof read it and realise he's not gonna do it because he's on vacation and then let somebody else (from whom the commentaries really really matter) read it and realise (by yourself) that the paper was not good at all in the first place. And then depress and eat chocolate which you actually don't have and can't go n buy at the store in front because it's already 10 pm and it's closed... and you're fat. Then you'd really turn blue.
Salam
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u are submitting your report right?
I mean its your first paper this is just the test run the warming up, its practice that's all.
Súper bichito, cheer up! It is not about the t-shirt and the blue aura, it is about day when you better stay in bed. You know that my life is like a dodgy sitcom sometimes, so what I do to avoid chocolate is actually talking to somebody, and guess what? that somebody ends up being you many of the times. When you wonder if you'd ever touched somebody's life, remember there's this gal in Copenhagen that thinks that you are DA BEST!
Say no to drugs. That will bring the prices down.
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